i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I feel like a drive thru vagina
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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