Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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