Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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