sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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