Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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