Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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