I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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