dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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