i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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