I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You made out with two different species that night
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Randomize
