I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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