I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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