Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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