I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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