I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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