Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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