therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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