i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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