last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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