Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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