My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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