I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i think i have herpe
just one?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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