it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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