this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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