Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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