Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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