i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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