I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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