how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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