Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
