Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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