i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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