yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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