google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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