I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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