I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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