How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
