No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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