Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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