Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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