Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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