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(818): View more from California

You work out of a Hotel?

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(818): You work out of a Hotel? http://tfl.nu/4k8s

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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(609): Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do? http://tfl.nu/p111

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Why did you take off so early

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No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.

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(847): Why did you take off so early (224): No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know. http://tfl.nu/xucj

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?

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(508): i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever? http://tfl.nu/6llk

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!

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(414): I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name! http://tfl.nu/m6pe

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(406): View more from Montana

Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...

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Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?

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(406): Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack... (303): Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c? http://tfl.nu/og73

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(512): View more from Texas

why does the wii remote smell like your vag?

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(512): why does the wii remote smell like your vag? http://tfl.nu/z7m2

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...

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(603): So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts... http://tfl.nu/9w6o

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!

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(862): I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands! http://tfl.nu/blis

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.

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(978): I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed. http://tfl.nu/ypwz

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(503): View more from Oregon

You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.

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Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.

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(503): You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks. (503): Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks. http://tfl.nu/twir

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.

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Are you really alive right now?

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(612): Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath. (1-612): Are you really alive right now? http://tfl.nu/b3cy

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(989): View more from Michigan

Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.

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(989): Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing. http://tfl.nu/a55j

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(305): View more from Florida

Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!

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(305): Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!! http://tfl.nu/q8an

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(516): View more from New York

I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"

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(516): I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice" http://tfl.nu/h37t

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