im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
How does it feel to date your dad?
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