We should be called the Road Head Warriors
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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