Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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