jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
my liver is dry heaving
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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