so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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