K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
FUCK WHALES
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