If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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