I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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