btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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