Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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