I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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