there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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