Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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